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Teja Wartooth

Teja is a Wartooth from an alternate universe RP. He knows Dethklok because he works in Mordhaus. He is the spawn of Toki and Stephanie Meanswell (from Lazytown, welcome to panfandom crack, everyone!) and tends to take his job as head of security and Man Friday very seriously. I don't claim him to be in any sane continuity of the series, nor do I claim him to be anything BUT the Gary-est of Stus.

His backstory starts before he was even born. His mother and father met in a bar as children, and became quick friends. They grew up, as people do, and eventually left the bar to go live their lives, after his father's band incidentally exploded Earth, as forseen in an ancient prophecy. However, when they left, they wound up in an entirely different reality (and time) from the ones of which they were a part. It was 1991 before Teja was even born. He is the youngest of four children, and the only son.

He was with his mother when they returned to a world not even of his own reality, much less the realities of his parents. She disappeared when he was three, and was taken in by an elder Skwisgaar Skwigelf and his wife, and at seven, he was adopted by the band of that world's healer, Sadako Yamamura. He was raised by her, and taught much by Charles Foster Offdensen, and was raised in Mordhaus.

At the age of 16, he tried dating a klokateer, and that ended in him finding out she was a werewolf when he tried to break up with her. Needless to say, that went pretty badly.

After many years of studying, Teja has grown proficient in combat, business skills, assassination, and anti-gnostic necromancy as well as blood magic. He's not so great at anything not pertaining to these fields.

He is sadomasochistic, and although he enjoys skullfucking the hell out of people who have wronged the band or his family, he has a very strong morality. He is vehement in his alignment of Lawful Evil.

Oh, and he's killed a Prince of Hell. You know. 'Cause duder done fucked up.

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There's nothing left to save. I hoped you would understand.
--Teja

_{Teja Wartooth is a fictional character. His PB is Brent Smith, and no profit is being made from the use of his image.}

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